Twilight Mind Raped Me And Now I'm Addicted

AHHH!

2011-01-03T03:25:00.000-08:00

Taylor getting rejected!

2011-01-03T03:12:00.000-08:00

Very well done video!

Bad taste. In more than one way.

2011-01-03T03:04:00.000-08:00

Source: Kensley

Mean Girls/Harry Potter/Twilight

2010-09-19T04:28:00.000-07:00

Source: Prudence-stewart.tumblr

Dirty Cullen!

2010-09-19T04:27:00.001-07:00

Bum Review: Twilight

2010-09-19T04:06:00.000-07:00

"I think I'm tortured, but I 'm just pretentious." <-Bella. Perfect.

2010-09-19T04:04:00.000-07:00

Twilight deleted scene gif

Hey! Please don't stop your SMT blog! I read it all the time and love it!!

2010-09-19T02:41:00.001-07:00

Thank you! I'm so sorry. The world has just caught up with me! There is so much going on but soon I hopefully will be able to begin posting more! Although your Anon, I still love you!

Ask me anything!

Do you love Twilight as much as this? I bet this will be your new homepage. http://MyTwilightSearch.com

2010-09-19T02:39:00.001-07:00

Awesome! I shall share this with my readers!

Ask me anything!

5 Benefits of Being Edward Cullen

2010-06-24T02:13:00.000-07:00

Mean but funny and true facts.

VDILF

2010-06-24T01:27:00.000-07:00

On to nicer, much nicer, things. Sexy pictures of Peter Facinelli!!

Oh hot damn!

WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL A-HOLE!!!

2010-06-24T01:03:00.000-07:00

Oh. This makes me mad!

“That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone.”

With Stewart by his side during in the interview, the 24-year-old Brit adds angrily, “There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.”

-Robert Pattinson. Source

Hey, Bitch. No one cares if you like it or not. Those " little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs" Made you who you are today. Without us no one would know your name. You wouldn't have great acting roles. Barely anyone would ever hear you 'sing'. You would BE one of those "little nerd". I don't know about you guys, but I hate it when celebrities complain about the Paparazi and internet journalists. It's a part of the lifestyle! You wanted to be actors, singers, dancers, whatever. People look up to you. People want to be you. People what to know what you are doing! You should of thought of that before you became what you are.

ERG! It's things like this that make me really consider if I want to be apart of the Twilight fandom. The stars (Really just KStew and RPattz) are so ungrateful! No one would know who you are without twilight. I actually feel quite sorry for Stephenie Meyer. Wheres with fandoms such as Harry Potter, all the stars are so grateful of everything. You see nothing bad about the Harry Potter stars in the Mags. In fact there are very few flaws with all the actors in Harry Potter. And Robert you were in HP!!! I think KStew has been a bad influence on him. He was nice pre-twilight. I actually think I hate Kirsten Stewart. No, I do. You heard it here first people, I HATE KRISTEN STEWART.

/rant.

Smooch much?!

2010-06-24T00:45:00.000-07:00

*GASP* They are snogging!

Orgy?

2010-06-23T23:17:00.000-07:00

I know a lot of people were worried about how to fit the huge bed described in the books into Edwards room as it is so small, well they did it! And it looks quite good. Well actually it looks like they added more onto the room, so I assume it has been built as a set. You can tell by the fact there is a piece of art (or a curtain from another window?) besides the doors leading outside. Oh and the extra door that has just randomly popped up.

A lot of Chicka Chicka Yeah! going on in here in the future...

Damn Rob...

2010-06-23T23:12:00.000-07:00

I have very dirty dreams about this man... How could you not with a photo like that?
Source

40's beauties

2010-06-23T23:09:00.000-07:00

Wow! They all look like stunners in this photo!
Source

U GUISE

2010-06-22T01:39:00.001-07:00

SRSLY.

DIE!

2010-06-22T01:36:00.000-07:00

It's serious stuff kids.

Gmail Apps

2010-06-21T22:11:00.000-07:00

For you cool kids with Gmail, a woman named Kelly Johnson emailed me to tell me about a couple of cool twilight applications for Gmail she made. Here's her email:

"Hey, I thought you might be interested in a couple of Gmail Gadgets I put together.

I built one that shows a random Twilight photo from a gallery of thousands of photos to choose from.

I put another one together that shows a random quote from Twilight and the associated photo.

These gadgets can show up right under the Chat section in a box in Gmail. Every time the page is refreshed, fresh quotes and images can show up for your viewing pleasure!

Please be sure to pass the word along!!

Simple instructions on how to add the Gadgets are found here: http://twilightmovies.org/gadget.php

Enjoy!!!"

So go here and follow the 'how-to' and enjoy your twilight fix!

Win twilight stuff!

2010-06-21T21:18:00.001-07:00

Hey guys, as you might imagine I get lots of emails (nearly 1000 in 4 months!!!) from all sorts of websites and places about twilighty things so I thought you might enjoy some of these exciting (well exciting to me) highlights from the emails! Prepare to be spammed...

This first one is from Alice at EdwardsMeadow And it is about competitions they are running!

"To celebrate the upcoming release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie, we've teamed up with CafePress to start an Eclipse Countdown Giveaway! Every week from now until the release of the Eclipse movie, we will be giving away Twilight merchandise from CafePress!"

Now I'm not sure, but I think its just for Americans (Sorry everyone else, I'm guttered too.) So if you're American and want to win some awesome Eclipse merch go check out the site!

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

2010-06-21T21:13:00.001-07:00

I would love to know what people are thinking just like Edward or Sookie. But the ability to control the elements would be really awesome too.

Ask me anything!

MLIA

2010-06-21T04:26:00.000-07:00

Today, there was red glitter all over the concrete at school. Someone asked where it had come from, and my friend said Edward Cullen visited, and i said 'yeah, and he was on his period'. MLIA

I would of said he jizzed but different strokes for different folks I guess.

Everyone loves MLIA! And if you don't know what it is 'Shame on you!!' just google it and enjoy.

gigglesnort

2010-06-21T04:22:00.000-07:00

Source

I'm trying not to bash to much but this picture made me gigglesnort because lets face it, when we all saw this scene in New Moon we laughed! He could of at least waxed...

And the battle begins

2010-06-21T04:19:00.000-07:00

Source
Zing! And Damn Taylor! You are looking mighty fine right there.

Craig Ferguson

2010-06-21T04:15:00.000-07:00

“There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And
Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m
like, I dunno why, they’d all get their ass kicked by the Doctor Who
fans.”

- Craig Ferguson

Well thats us all shot down. Good thing I love Doctor Who also ;)

Bellas baby drama.

2010-06-21T04:09:00.000-07:00

RUN JACOB!!!!! Get outta there! You know Edward will tear you up. No matter how much you bark. Woof.

Foot face

2010-06-21T03:47:00.000-07:00

What a great way for me to start off my blog again. Insulting the guy everyone seems to love... Sorry guys. But just look at Bella's face! That's a disgusted look if I have ever seen one!

I'm back... again....

2010-06-21T03:35:00.000-07:00

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!

Xmas

2009-12-24T12:40:00.000-08:00

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Have a great day twilight fans!

I hope all the girls that wished for Edward Cullen as a christmas gift got him! But clones of him... We don't want edward to be chopped into small parts so everyone can get a part of him...

Formspring

2009-12-22T22:00:00.001-08:00

Hey guys! Im now on formspring.me so you can ask me any questions you want about twilight, me or the world really. So have a look http://www.formspring.me/somuchtwilight :D And remember its totally anonymous so dont be afraid to ask any question!

Never enough icons!

2009-12-20T04:10:00.000-08:00

(Don't we all!)

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

2009-12-16T17:37:00.000-08:00

I found another hilarious video related to twilight up on you tube. This time from Collegehumor

I love that Three Wolf Moon shirt. And girls would so act like that if he had one on. Trust me...

WOW

2009-12-16T17:23:00.000-08:00

*Insert godly music*

Twilight ass pinching wars!

2009-12-11T22:09:00.002-08:00

"Hello ladies!!! I must say you are looking very fine today Ashley! Can we take a picture together so I can show Rob that I am now sexier than him?... What?!! Its true..."

"Whatever Taylor! I will always be the one woman love. They just lust over you."

KStew *pinch* Niki *pinch* Kellan *pinch* hell even Catherine's going in for it!

"Jackson: "Kellan use to grab mine..." Justin: "I'm popular!"

"KStew: "YAY! I get to stand next to Taylor!" Niki: "*:(* I wanted to be next to him!" Ash: "I don't know what you're complaining about there are two other girls between me and him!" Kel: "I'm soooo not touching his arse. And I soooo don't know its firmer than robs..." Jackson: "Maybe if I get close enough Kellan will pinch me!""

"Kellan: "OK guys on the count of three pinch. 1, 2, 3 *PINCH!*" Rob: "I refuse to pinch others! You should all be pinching ME!!!!" Jackson: "Oh how I have missed your pinches Kellan!""

"NOO! Kellan used to grab my ass! Once upon a time they all did... Well at least I still have this trendy velvet couch... Oi bitch give me back my Tinkerbell book, I was reading it! *snatches book back and gazes at Taylors pinchable bum...*

"I can't take this anymore! Someone please just pinch me! Anyone... I'm not picky anymore."

Rob: "*PINCH* YAYAYAYAY! Finally! Someone pinched me *squee* So what if the person who pinched me wasn't desirable" Megan: "Whats desirable?" Rob: "Shhh Fox, big kids talking. But hey I don't care who does it now as long as they do it, it could even be Chuck Norris!" Trust me Rob you would care if Chuck Norris pinched you.

Tasty...

2009-12-11T02:45:00.000-08:00

I love photo shop so much!:

*NEW*
Bella-Bar! Whiny and pathetic with a hint of bitch. Sold in all good stores*

*Only sold to smoking hot vampires named Edward with the ability to read minds.

2009-08-23T03:52:00.001-07:00

***WATCH THIS SPACE***

My apology

2009-08-23T03:25:00.000-07:00

Hello guys!

I know its been ages since I last updated. Over 2 months!!! And Im really really really really really really (X about 37) sorry! But I was just having a little 'moment'. Harry Potter 6 came out in the movies, and I'm just about (but not quite) a bigger fan of HP as I am to Twilight. School finally caught up to me *eye roll*. Quite a few family issues and well as much as a hate to say this, I got sick of twilight *wince* And before you all bash me listen to my explanation. Its not the books or the movies I got sick of, it was all the 'news'. There's nothing 'newsy' to it. Its just "Taylor Lautner rides a quad bike" Wow. No ones ever done that before... "Kristen Stewart smoking" Again, its not like only the stars do that, my grandad smokes. Does that mean he should be posted on tons of websites? No. And I'm sorry if this sounds pathetic but it just pissed me off! Now I know that I said this blog would no longer be posted with up to date news quite a while ago, but its really hard to keep a popular blog about twilight without posting some news in it. And Instead of sucking it up and keep on posting I just gave up, and yes I know that wasn't the best idea but it happened and I'm sorry guys! Now Im not looking for forgiveness of any kind but I'm just explaining myself to you, my awesome followers! And I hope you wont all cyberbully me for this.

Now I will be trying to post more things on this blog but Im not promising anything OK So dont be surprised if it takes me another 2 months to post somthing. But I will promise to try my hardest to post somthing every opportunity I get!

Thank you for reading this,
Amber (AKA The girl who has been been mind raped by twilight) :D

ICONS!!!!!!

2009-06-02T03:00:00.000-07:00

I know Ive been failing at this whole blog thing, life caught up with me (*eyeroll* Why did it have to do that?!?) and Im sorry but hopefully these will make up for it...Peace?

And dont we all know it!

Finally a touch of truth in Twilight!

They learnt it all from Ross!

JASPERBUSTERS!

And by C/E they actually mean Carlisle/Amber....

I wouldn't want to be in forks... Washington... USA... The northern hemisphere at that time!

*Prepares the chips to cook on his greasy, hot hair* MuahaHAHA!

Younger readers please divert your eyes!!!

Well we know that's a lie...

Well now you can look again! :D

We would all be in so much trouble...

The square scene made with photos!

2009-06-02T02:35:00.000-07:00

It looks so exciting! and steamy

Cast at MTV Awards

2009-06-02T02:18:00.000-07:00

How awesome is this pic?!?

What do you guys think?

Pucker up!

2009-06-02T02:06:00.000-07:00

Trailer screen caps

2009-06-01T18:24:00.000-07:00

New Moon trailer screen caps:

Go here to see about 78 of them

Poor Spunk...

2009-06-01T18:21:00.000-07:00

I actually feel really sorry for Robert...

Hunt for the Clearwaters!

2009-06-01T18:13:00.000-07:00

"Casting for the third Twilight movie has begun.

We got our hands on a casting notice for at least three characters in Eclipse.

Find out just what director David Slade is looking for. However, we must warn you that there are a few spoilers…

Riley "is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria," the notice reads. He's in his early to mid 20s and "plays an integral role in Victoria's attempt to murder Bella Swan."

There are two more members of the Quileute tribe and La Push wolf pack in Eclipse. Like New Moon, they are looking for Native American or First Nations actors to fill the roles.

"Seth Clearwater is a "tall, gangly-limbed boy with a huge, happy grin," the notice reads. "Seth idolizes Jacob.

"Seth's big sister is 19-year-old Leah Clearwater and the only female member of La Push: "She is tall and slender with beautiful skin and short cropped black hair. She would be considered gorgeous if not for the perpetual scowl she carries due to a broken heart and her anger issues.""

Source: E!Online

I dont care who plays him, I have dibs on Seth!!! :P This is exciting news though, already finding actors for the next film. its all going so fast!

Screen caps!

2009-06-01T04:14:00.000-07:00

Is it wrong that all us fan girls want to cuddle that wolf?

OH HOT DAM!!! (it seems like I say that alot these days...)

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

2009-06-01T04:05:00.000-07:00

Don't read, watch:

If thats not playing just go here

Harry Vs Edward

2009-05-28T02:44:00.000-07:00

Its too close for my liking... But dont worry girls (And unicorns!) I will always love Edward/Rob the most! Lets face it, we all do! Harry/Daniel Pftt!

Rob your a VILF! (Vampire I'd Like to F*@#)

2009-05-28T00:25:00.000-07:00

He has done that exact same thing in my mind so many times...

OH HOT DAM!!

2009-05-27T21:42:00.000-07:00

***Spoiler alert!!!!***

Please dont look at this if you dont want to spoil New Moon (Although you would of read the book probably so its not like its a real surprise but still...)

last warning...

If you are looking at this, you have made a great choice.

Kristen Stewart showed her ghetto booty in Twilight, I guess she had to in New Moon too...

What is Rob doing? Why is he doing that to her? Why not me? WHY?!?!... Im cool.

All the other girls flock to him why should Kristen be any different.

This reminds me of a romance cover, and I know my romance covers ;)

Now children this is what we call 'dry-humping'

There's nothing smart I can say here, my brains turned to mush.

The suspense! I cant wait till New Moon!

Even balding men think this is hot!

I... He... Shirt... Not on... Steamy .... *Mumbles unintelligent things for about 10 minutes*

He is definitely the hot brooding type!

"Yeah I've been pumping so much iron that I dont even feel it anymore"

Look at Kristen's leg... kinky

Lucky.

Um Kristen you might want to fix that hair people might think you've just been.. Oh wait. Never mind.

"Ahhh Kristen your turning into one of them! A fan girl..."

*Dribbles*

*Drools*

Doing the bump?

Roberts 'O' face?

"Beam me up, Scotty!"

Look at Bella/Kristen go! On a side note I thought it was a alleyway he was meant to come out of...

So perfect!

Rob you sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet!

Rob! You dirty, dirty boy

Bella looks like shes tripping (In a non-gangster "Im tripping fo you" sort of way but an actual falling down sort of tripping) Classic Bella! And good thing to have in the movie.

The moon is shining today ;)

That is all I can handle for today (To much New Moon excitement makes me feel weird) But if this is not nearly enough for you head to one of these sites:

EdwardandBella.net
MrPattinson.com
Celebbuzz
Lionandlamblove
Touchedbytwilight.net
Socialitelife
Splashnewsonline.com

And well pretty much any other page to do with twilight!

Interpreting twilight two!

2009-05-27T01:31:00.000-07:00

You know you have a sad life when you spend the only free time you have searching for pictures to do with twilight on the net just so you can make fun of them...

Any who its entertaining for me and you so that's all that matters! On with the show:

F you too KStew! (Ha that rhymes!)

Chris: "I wonder how many points if I knocked him down.."

Random Lady: "5!!!"

After seeing this picture I bet many fan girls will be more than willing to help you do up your shirt. Well Guess what Rob, Im not like any of those other girls! I wouldn't dare do up those shirt buttons... I would undo the rest of them *Wink, wink*

"Taylor phone home..."

Kristen: "Ewww! Ashley, that's gross!"

Ashley: "I know..." *Is disappointed with herself*

Dakota: *Learns the way of the twilighters and is wondering why they are on the roof*

Look everyone!!! Its the mythical Edward Emu!

Gangster?

2009-05-24T02:45:00.000-07:00

Real cool Taylor...

"O" Face?

Spider bites!

2009-05-24T02:36:00.000-07:00

I have tears...

"Im going to the bathroom to play with myself."

New Moon Photos

2009-05-24T02:03:00.000-07:00

I know I haven't been doing very many 'serious' posts lately but I couldn't resist this one. These are some pictures from the set of new moon!

This first one is a 'behind-the-scenes' look at what Im guessing is the party (Second best part of the book!)
Edward and Bella going in for the kiss... I dont know if Rob is meant to have that face on or its just unfortunate timing. Becasue it looks like hes keen for the kiss but Kirsten has bad breath so hes a bit hesitant...

Bella and Laurent! Laurent's makeup makes him look like a perfect vampire.

Help me out?

2009-05-22T02:49:00.000-07:00

OK guys I would like your opinion. I just found this picture of Alex Meraz and it was just calling to be altered:

And this is what I just had a play with:

What do you think cool, not cool.

Classic, truly classic!

2009-05-22T02:13:00.000-07:00

My tummy hurts!

(Videos not working so heres a link)

Its too funny :(

Bend and snap!

2009-05-22T01:53:00.000-07:00

Umm... Ow?! I didn't realise that people could do that!

Oh I also found this on socialitelife:

Poor Alex Meraz, New Moon is half a year away from being released and he's already being hated on. This Wolf Pack hottie who plays the most volatile wolf of the pack encountered a fan with a bit of an attitude.

Meraz told E Online - "Someone started yelling at me because they didn't like my character. I play a bad boy, so she got mad at me," he added. "She said, 'I hate you, Paul!' That was the craziest thing for me--being confused for a character.

"Meraz's response to the hater?..."I yelled back at her, 'I love you, too!'" he said. Good for Alex, you can't take that too seriously. Alex seems quite level headed as well in terms of the fame department.

"Rob's just kind of soaking it up for everyone," Meraz said. "I'm happy to have just a smidgen of what he's got...I'm not worried about being a sex symbol."

Sweetie, it's too late for that.

I love him...

New moon set photos

2009-05-22T01:18:00.000-07:00

"Run Bella, RUN!" And splash every one with cold water as you go. Bitch.....

"We all live in a yellow Sub-Porsche 911 Turbo"

The best jobs ever!

Wrong movie dude!

Alice's dirty secret, shes actually a he!!!

It was it!

2009-05-19T23:41:00.000-07:00

Yip that poster was the real deal! And here's a link to a better quality version of it:

P-P-P-Poster

Interpreting twilight 2

2009-05-19T01:13:00.000-07:00

5 Minutes later...

Kinky Rob!

2009-05-19T00:59:00.000-07:00

I know hes just holding his jacket but is anyone else seeing what Im seeing?

*Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

...

2009-05-19T00:51:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Runs and hides*

New Moon poster?

2009-05-19T00:34:00.000-07:00

Summit has just informed everyone that the one-sheet for New Moon will at 7 AM Eastern time 12 PM UK time, 4 AM Pacific time!

But... Yes there's a but, but its a rumored but. Some silly people at The Washington Times accidentally uploaded the official New Moon poster story early!

And this is the (Im 90% sure it is) official New Moon one-sheet:

(Click picture for linek to bigger one :D )

love pic spam!

2009-05-17T04:36:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Nikki!

2009-05-17T04:28:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

21 today!

"GET OFF THAT CAKE NIKKI!!!!" What is it with these twilight stars? you put all your effort into doing something nice form them and they just go and.... SIT on it!!!

Well you are very pretty Nikki and we are necklace buddies so I will let you off this time!

Jackson you are quite concerning at times

2009-05-17T03:51:00.000-07:00

Why? 100 Monkeys

New Moon star in Harry Potter...

2009-05-15T01:32:00.000-07:00

This post is for you twilight fan who also love Harry Potter *raises hand* Now I must warn Gini (and other fans of sweeney Todd to sit down and clear all breakable items in a 2 meter radius)

We all knew Robert Pattinson from Harry Potter before twilight (Poor Cedric!!!) Well it seems that another Twilight movie saga star will be in Harry Potter. Jamie Bower Aka Anthony also Aka Caius will star in a Harry Potter film as well! The last one to be exact (The Deathly Hollows for those people who are having a 'moment') Jamie’s agent confirmed to L’Univers de Harry Potter from Cannes that he will play “the most infamous dark wizard of all time” Grindelwald!!

And by Grindelwald I mean the Bad guy not the country...

I cant wait to see it! In fact I cant wait to see the 6th one (Half-blood prince) 62 day till it is released!!!!

Oh by the way, when searching for Grindelwald pictures dont be surprised if this comes up:

LOG

2009-05-14T01:01:00.000-07:00

Best! There's lost (That show make no sense), Heroes, Lord of the rings, really all the cool TV/Movie action figures made. But the best two are near the end, Harry Potter and Edward Cullen:

"Hello Harry, you look delicious." *Nom nom nom*

Awesome!

Icons are friggin awesome!!!!

2009-05-13T01:29:00.000-07:00

And like usual I lay no claim to the creation of these icons.... Gratitude, love, sorry and thanks goes out to all that do!

Spunk is 23!

2009-05-12T23:23:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR RPATTZ,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

AND MANY MOOOOOREEEE!!!!!!!

"I don't like this cake!" *squish* Dam you Rob! I spent hours making that cake! Well I guess I can let you away with it... Your to gorgeous for your own good.

Twi-Doms?!

2009-05-12T02:43:00.000-07:00

Since when did this bad boy come out?

And here I was thinking twilight band aids were extreme merchandise!!! But I guess it makes sense. The books promote some form of commitment before sex, so merchandisers promote safe sex!!!

I wonder if you can get them ribbed for pleasure?... ;) Oooh I wonder if they are sparkly?!?!! (I have a few other questions to ask but they at a R18ish level...)

Major OMG moment!

2009-05-12T02:38:00.000-07:00

"Stephenie Meyer might have already released her Twilight finale, but that doesn't mean fans of the franchise will have to let go of the series just yet. Little, Brown will be publishing several books this fall that are tied in with the franchise. Along with movie tie-in literature for this year's New Moon adaptation, the publisher will also release a limited special edition of Breaking Dawn, as well as journals that feature cover art for all four books.

According to a press release from the publisher, the Breaking Dawn Special Edition, on stands Aug. 4, will include a DVD of the Breaking Dawn concert series and interviews with Meyer. Those who pick up the hardcover book can also expect a poster and reproduction of handwritten lyrics for “My Never,” by Blue October’s Justin Furstenfeld. The Twilight Journals (pictured), out Oct. 13, are packaged in a tin and include “decorative quotes” from each book. For those hoping to buy books tied into New Moon, Little, Brown will release New Moon: The Complete Illustrated Movie Companion on Oct. 6 and New Moon trade and mass-market paperback tie-ins in September and November, respectively. They will also publish a New Moon Collector’s Edition on Oct. 6."

They look friggin awesome!!! And look at the mean as Twilight Journal! The day they come out will be a great day for us twilight fans! :D

Gigglesnort

2009-05-12T02:22:00.000-07:00

Jackson you never cease to amaze me! And make me LOG (Laugh Out Grandly, because LOL is soooo last year!)

Proactive also seems to make you wise:

Interpreting Twilight

2009-05-05T01:52:00.000-07:00

*WARNING*

Man on man implied and tallywackers too.... Tallywacker, hehe

Russel: Oh yeah Kristen I mean Cam! How do you like this banana???

Cam: I'm so sorry Rob, its you I want! Not Him! He just jumped on me from behind...
Rob: Save it Cam! I dont want to hear it OK!
Taylor: Look Kristen! All the ladies are gasping becasue of my muscles!
Kristen: Yeah... Your muscles... *eyeroll*

Man this is a good batch!

2009-05-04T03:26:00.000-07:00

And like usual I lay no claim to the creation of these icons.... Gratitude, love, sorry and thanks goes out to all that do!

Shame Catherine!

2009-05-04T01:59:00.000-07:00

LOL

Unicorn sighting!

2009-05-04T01:11:00.000-07:00

I SAW A UNICORN!!!!

No I'm not crazy, I actually saw one today! Not the horse with the horn kinda unicorn

"neigh.."

but the man unicorn. If you dont know what the hell a unicorn is go here and it explains what one is (And how to make one!), but basically its a guy who is seen in public reading one of the twilight books.

And today after school I had the great pleasure of seeing one. And Woah what a good unicorn I saw!

This young man would have been about 17 years old (Edward Cullen...) In his school uniform. And he was crossing the street with a huge mob of boys. Was he talking to his 'mates'? Nope was he listening to music? Negative! Was he staring off into space like most of the other boys? No! The man was reading BREAKING DAWN!!!! Yes breaking friggin dawn! And he was reading about the last chapter too. Now I find the fact he was reading the book amazing. And the fact he was reading the book in public even more amazing. But he was also reading the book while walking down the street, now I dont know about you guys but I think you only do somthing like that if it is a really good book that you cant put down. So that blew my mind! Im still buzzed about it!

Ahhh unicorns... Make my day I tell you!

^Unicorns^

;)

2009-05-03T01:58:00.000-07:00

Paul the pirate:

ARRRRG!

Pics galore!

2009-05-03T01:43:00.000-07:00

Oooh set photos!

These are from both the movie theater scenes:

"Run Taylor, RUN!"

Haha look at the guy behind Anna and Kristen!

Have a look at the large version if this picture everyone's facials are hilarious!

Check out the rest here at laineygossip.com

ROBERT PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

2009-05-03T01:12:00.000-07:00

This really doesn't have anything to do with Twilight but still...

According to the press release with this photo, Salvidor Dalí (Rob) explores all kinds of sexual 'things' with his lover, García Lorca, including looking like a girl... RPattz hides his own Wiener and pretends to be a beautiful girl! with a mustache... and no boobs....

But I bet you still want to see it dont you? Well I cant say no to you guys!:

Click here to see the un-flowered version of this photo. No you dont get to see his ding dong, tallywacker, diddle what ever you call it... Perverts...

New Moon song??

2009-05-03T00:22:00.000-07:00

OK guys I just got the email:

"My name is Josh Ryan, and I am in a band called Secrets in Stereo. I am writing you today to let you know about something, I think, is really cool that's happening (and building buzz everyday) between myself and Twilight fans around the world. I think it's something you might be interested in, and would be ecstatic if you deem it worthy to make note of in your blog.

Long story short... I am teaming up with Twilight fans everywhere to create a song to pitch to New Moon. My goal is for it to be the perfect fan's song. I think that's pretty cool, don't you? And, I assure you I'm not some amateur artist. I take what I do very seriously, and do it at a high level. I've had songs in Grey's Anatomy, The Hills, The Real World, etc. And, I have a few ways of getting this song to the right people.

There is a back story to how Secrets in Stereo and Twilight connected. It's pretty cool...

My song, “Again,” was randomly used in a Youtube video about Twilight. (you can view it at... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8zi43msWAg). And, it got an amazing response (over 800,000 views as of today). The song just connected. It said everything Twihards wanted to hear. Gave me chills, to be honest. Part of that response, was Twilight fans asking me to write a song for the next installment of the story, New Moon. After much thought (and after “experts” telling me it’s not worth it), I decided to put it back in the Twilight fans’ hands.

I made a video describing the journey. The response for it has been just as overwhelming. Check it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC1FyVTUjqU"

And I just checked the song out and its awesome! Its so twilightly, I love it! Im sure he will be able to whip out another great song for New Moon.

So go check out the song and his blog (http://www.secretsinstereo.com/blog/) and leave him some comments with either advise for the song he wants to write or just a nice, encouraging comment!

Wish you all the best on your mission Josh!!!

Baby Spunk!

2009-05-03T00:05:00.000-07:00

RPattz was such a cute wee kid!!! Just look at these pics of him as a youngin:

So innocent!

Thats right Mum and Dad keep him on a leash! We wouldn't want that foxy boy to get away! ;)

Oooo hes so tough looking! :P

Robert on sandwich patrol!

Well we know where he got his jawline from!

More pictures of him a a young kid can be found here... Man I'm starting to feel like a stalker!!!

More outtakes...

2009-04-30T02:34:00.001-07:00

I hope all these pictures are not getting annoying but I cant help myself! Here's more outtakes from the Vman Photo shoot:

Taylor hates physics so much he must defy it!

Totally nailed the imprinted look!

*practises emo pose*

There are so many more awesome pictures from this photo shoot, I found it hard to pick just three, so go check them out here

Whats been filmed?

2009-04-30T02:21:00.000-07:00

So by now I think you guys would have worked out I have a huge obsession with Peter Facinelli, and I probably could of got this information from lots of other people but lets face it, Peter is the best so... Yeah.

Any way Peter had a interview with a lady called Rebecca Murray from About.com (There's a video of the interview too) and he had this to say:

"Well, nothing's shot in order but we've shot the…let's see…the birthday scene. We've shot that. And we've the voting scene. I'm not going to tell you what we all voted, but read the book. What else did we shoot? I shot stitching up Bella which was a lovely little scene. I pretty much mostly almost finished. I have a couple other shots to do in May and then we're done."

Im getting more and more excited!!!

Have you gotten used to the Twilight fans?
"I don't know if you ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that you can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."

For this one, too?

"Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night – you know, night shoots – because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! I mean we all love you too... :

Cameron Bright (Alec) Interview

2009-04-29T00:31:00.000-07:00

^^Awww^^

Cameron Bright (Alec) is awesome. What does that have to do with anything you ask, well I have no idea. I have just decided this...

Any who here's a interview he did with Vancouver Sun about New Moon:

"It's going to be kind of weird," admits the Nanaimo actor who confesses he had to be dragged to see Twilight, the first in a series of movies based on Stephenie Meyer's popular romantic teenage vampire novels.

"All the guys were saying, 'It's a chick movie,' but it was really good," Bright recalls. "I'm glad to be a part of it."

No sooner had news reports surfaced about Bright joining the New Moon cast headlined by Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Michael Sheen than he began getting text messages from his friends.

"Even if you're in it for five minutes, you're huge," says the Victoria-born actor who made his debut in a Telus commercial. "You're revered."

Well at least he was honest about not wanting to see twilight! Oh and there's more to the article (kissing Dakota on the cheek and not going to Tuscany!)

Did you know when you search 'Cameron Bright' on google images this picture is on the first page:

Breaking dawn flashes...

More photos! Who doesnt love them?

2009-04-29T00:03:00.000-07:00

Im sure you all know the Vman photo shoot that Cam, Taylor and Kellan had (You might not recognize the name but you will recognize the pictures) Well there are some new outtakes!!!! Yay!

Thanks to Radaronline for these pictures!

It is a great shame James is dead.... maybe add a ghost? :P

"OK Kellan work the camera! Be bad! Your a vampire who just ate a grizzly bear!" "WHAT?!?"

Mmm Kellen... he should be fined (hehe hes fine'ed'...) for wearing no shirt!

And to add to the whole Man-Love = Twilight thing:

"Oh Cam, hold me?"

Pretty pictures!

2009-04-27T03:41:00.000-07:00

A gift from me to you...

And go to this link to view another (its awesome but only if big)

makes you wonder why you are so obsessed with everything twilight related doesn't it.

Eclipse director!

2009-04-27T01:52:00.000-07:00

Summit Entertainment announced today that David Slade has been hired to direct THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE from a screenplay written by Melissa Rosenberg. THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, the third film in the studio’s TWILIGHT film franchise based on the Stephenie Meyer’s blockbuster book series, will be released theatrically in North America on Wednesday, June 30, 2010. The announcement was made by Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production.

Meyer stated, “I am thrilled that David Slade will be directing ECLIPSE. He’s a visionary filmmaker who has so much to offer this franchise. From the beginning, we’ve been blessed with wonderful directorial talent for the Twilight Saga, and I’m so happy that ECLIPSE will be carrying on with that tradition.”

Feig said, “Stephenie Meyer’s ECLIPSE is a muscular, rich, vivid book and we at Summit looked long and hard for a director who could do it justice. We believe we have found that talent in David Slade, a director who has been able to create complex, visually arresting worlds. We cannot wait to see the ECLIPSE he brings to life and brings to the fans eagerly awaiting its arrival in summer of 2010.”

Oooo this sounds exciting! I was talking to a few fellow 'twilight nuts' about the possibility of him directing eclipse a week or so ago and we couldn't decide whether it will be a good thing or not. So far he has directed only 3 films... and I have heard of 2 of them and even watched one (30 Days of Night) Which was quite good, and Im pretty sure that all the action parts in Eclipse should be quite good but we should all still have our fingers cross though!

And I just want to thank Missme for making me aware of the 'gangster' poses that David likes to pull:

Even hes scared!

Full New Moon cast list (With picture links!)

2009-04-25T23:29:00.000-07:00

I have the cast list!!! Im going to do the full cast so this might take awhile...

The Cullens:
Edward Cullen - Robert Pattinson
Dr Carlisle Cullen - Peter Facinelli
Esme Cullen - Elizabeth Reaser
Alice Cullen - Ashley Greene
Jasper Hale - Jackson Rathbone
Rosalie Hale - Nikki Reed
Emmett Cullen - Kellan Lutz

The Swans:
Bella Swan - Kristen Stewart
Charlie Swan - Billy Burke

The Pack & Team:
Jacob Black - Taylor Lautner
Sam Uley - Chaske Spencer
Embry Call - Kiowa Gordon
Quil Ateara - Tyson Houseman
Paul - Alex Meraz
Jared - Bronson Pelletier
Emily Young - Tinsel Korey
Billy Black - Gil Birmingham
Harry Clearwater- Graham Greene

Volturi:
Aro - Michael Sheen
Caius - Jamie Campbell-Bower
Marcus - Christopher Heyerdahl
Felix - Daniel Cudmore
Demitri - Charles Bewley
Jane - Dakota Fanning
Alec - Cameron Bright
Heidi - Noot Seer
Gianna - Justine Wachsberger

Others:
Victoria - Rachelle Lefevre
Laurent - Edi Gathegi
Jessica Stanley - Anna Kendrick
Mike Newton - Michael Welch
Angela Weber - Christian Serratos
Eric Yorkie - Justin Chon

I cant find out who plays Seth Clearwater though :( Dibs on him BTW!

"Its guy love that's all it is..."

2009-04-25T22:21:00.000-07:00

While cruising the many twilight pages on the net I started to notice a common 'theme' appearing. man love. Yes you read that right! I have been noticing pictures of the guys of twilight 'hanging out'. And the main couple would have to be Kellan lutz and my sexy Peter Facinelli (Yes I just went and looked at the ass video, I recommend you to do the same ;) )

here are two of the many pictures I have seen:

If it was possible those two would have amazing looking babies...

The pack

2009-04-25T21:45:00.000-07:00

ICONS!!!!!!!!

2009-04-24T21:47:00.000-07:00

Sorry I know it has been so long but life has been so hectic lately. But I must warn you that Im not going to post any stories that are from my missing month(s?) But I will try to post a story a day from now on. Oh and by the way if I seem pissed of at the moment its because I found out that someone has also called there site So Much Twilight and they have stolen the banner I made for this blog. But any way, here are some icons! Sorry for keeping you waiting!

And like usual I lay no claim to the creation of these icons.... Gratitude, love, sorry and thanks goes out to all that do!

Peters ass (R16 ;) )

2009-03-29T00:32:00.000-07:00

I dont know what to say or what to do... Peter Aka Carlisle's butt.... Im not joking!!.... dunno why, it just is!!

Watch:

Kellan laughs at Rob

2009-03-29T00:04:00.000-07:00

OK to keep with my random story thing, I found this on Twi cracks site. Its a video Of Kellan lutz and his reaction to Robs modeling days.... :P

If you've bought the new issue of bliss (out now!) you'll already have checked out our retro-sexy pics of R Patz modelling for our mag in 2003! We've always known what's hot!

So when bliss went along to the Eternal Twilight convention we jumped at the chance to show the vintage mag to Robert's co-star Kellan Lutz (he plays Emmett Cullen). Kellan found the pics pretty hilarious and didn't miss the opportunity to flirt with our Zoe. Check it out here...

SM website updates

2009-03-25T01:18:00.000-07:00

Stephine Meyer (But really her brother Seth) has recently uploaded a bunch of new things on her site:

March 16, 2009

Hey guys! This is just a heads up about an event I'm involved with here in Phoenix. The plan was for me to go entirely hermit this year (or decade), but there are always those things important enough to pull me out of my burrow. One of my dear friends and mentors, Faith Hochhalter—a truly gifted book buyer who put together some of my most successful events—was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. I am not the only author who was helped along by her talent and enthusiasm, and all of us who have enjoyed her influence in our lives and careers are eager to help her through this rough time. To assist with her medical bills, several young adult writers are joining together for a fund-raising event: Project Save the Book Babe. The event will be on April 4th in Tempe, AZ; it will include live music, a panel discussion with the attending authors, and an auction of some fun and/or rare items from each author. All the information about the event and the authors attending can be found at ProjectBookBabe.com. Personally, I'll be auctioning some ARCs (Advanced Reader Copies) of my books, an early marked up manuscript or two, my dress from the Eclipse prom, and the fluffy original epilogue to Forever Dawn, along with signed books, of course. We're still in the process of putting this together, so more info will be forthcoming over the next week. Tickets will go on sale tomorrow (Tuesday the 17th) so if you're interested in attending and helping us save our Book Babe Faith, hurry over to the site and check it out.

Thank you!

Steph
_______________________________________________________

March 20, 2009

Save the Book Babe!
Saturday, April 4th 2009
2:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Marcos de Niza High School Auditorium
6000 S. Lakeshore Dr.
Tempe, AZ 85283
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Read everything here: http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/

Kellans b-day!

2009-03-25T00:42:00.000-07:00

Aww I missed Kellan lutz birthday!! He turned 24 on the 15th

So happy really-belated-birthday Kellan!!!

This is a photo from Kellan and Edi's Birthday Bash!

Twilight DVD

2009-03-25T00:13:00.000-07:00

I just pre-ordered my Twilight DVD (Dam you New Zealand for being a month behind!!!) and I have started to stumbleupon all sort of things from the bonus disk on the web, which sucks becasue it spoils the DVD surprise for me but do you think I can stop looking at all them? No!

and just to spoil it for all of you:

Ha shame Rob!!

Man I so wish I was Esme, she gets to press up to carlisle like that... Hot DAM!!

Oh no!! Don't whistle! You remind me of my crazy physics teacher!

*Watch this space! I will add more vids as I find them*

New Moon Set photos :D

2009-03-13T22:14:00.000-07:00

What type of fan girls are really happy at the moment? Twilight ones! Why? Because Spoiler TV have posted 100+ pictures from the New Moon set!

Ha look at Taylor :P Click my picture for link to all the pictures

Dam Rob! you fineeeeeeeeeeee....

2009-03-13T21:46:00.000-07:00

If Rob keeps taking sexy pictures like these Im going to have to get a new key board, mine doesn't handle drool well.

These are some photos from his GQ photo shoot:

I really dont like people smoking so Im going to pretend RPattz was smoking a candy cane instead of a cigarette in this photo.

Much better ;)

Source: GQ

Best twilight merch!

2009-03-11T23:54:00.000-07:00

Man I love Hottopic, but for some reason I really hate them! They have to much awesome twilight merchandise! And they have just realed even more! Dam them...

1st - Twilight Heart Lock N' Key Bracelet And Necklace Set
2nd- Twilight Edward Fleece Throw
3rd- Twilight Crest Bandanna
4th- Twilight Edward And Bella Vintage Carrying Case

I love that necklace/bracelet! and that Edward throw would be wicked on my bed... :P

slippery Rob...

2009-03-11T22:19:00.000-07:00

Haha this is what I call a classic video!

Its a behind the scenes look from the prom, and well Robert falls over!

I love the backwards roll he chucks in :P

Twilight Mind Raped Me And Now I'm Addicted

AHHH!

Taylor getting rejected!

Bad taste. In more than one way.

Mean Girls/Harry Potter/Twilight

Dirty Cullen!

Bum Review: Twilight

Hey! Please don't stop your SMT blog! I read it all the time and love it!!

Do you love Twilight as much as this? I bet this will be your new homepage. http://MyTwilightSearch.com

5 Benefits of Being Edward Cullen

VDILF

WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL A-HOLE!!!

Smooch much?!

Orgy?

Damn Rob...

40's beauties

U GUISE

DIE!

Gmail Apps

Win twilight stuff!

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

MLIA

*gigglesnort*

And the battle begins

Craig Ferguson

Bellas baby drama.

Foot face

I'm back... again....

Xmas

Formspring

Never enough icons!

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

WOW

Twilight ass pinching wars!

Tasty...

My apology

ICONS!!!!!!

The square scene made with photos!

Cast at MTV Awards

Pucker up!

Trailer screen caps

Poor Spunk...

Hunt for the Clearwaters!

Screen caps!

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

Harry Vs Edward

Rob your a VILF! (Vampire I'd Like to F*@#)

OH HOT DAM!!

Interpreting twilight two!

Gangster?

Spider bites!

New Moon Photos

Help me out?

Classic, truly classic!

Bend and snap!

New moon set photos

It was it!

Interpreting twilight 2

Kinky Rob!

...

New Moon poster?

love pic spam!

Happy Birthday Nikki!

Jackson you are quite concerning at times

New Moon star in Harry Potter...

LOG

Icons are friggin awesome!!!!

Spunk is 23!

Twi-Doms?!

Major OMG moment!

*Gigglesnort*

Interpreting Twilight

Man this is a good batch!

Shame Catherine!

Unicorn sighting!

;)

Pics galore!

ROBERT PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

New Moon song??

Baby Spunk!

gigglesnort

Gigglesnort